rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

Rant thing that no one will read

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grandenonfatmocha:

sosaysmrstewart:

cosmictuesdays:

anglepoiselamp:

donttakemebacktotherange:

Spooky…

What if you went to this place at night and somewhere amongst the sea of red boxes a telephone started to ring?

Pick it up. It’s for you.

NO

Hello, it’s The Doctor. Thank you for picking up, I’ve been trying to reach you for aaaaages! I need your help, now listen carefully…

What I think when kids in my class read

• That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
• You can’t pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HELL
• The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
• My skin’s crawling
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line
• LOL what was that?
• I don’t even. 

sairobee:

Sometimes I think my cats are Hobbits.

oopsfuckproductions:

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

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